Have You Seen These Theatrical Masterpieces? (Source Unknown)
Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful dates.
Girls, Interrupted - Women's section of Shul shusshed during davening (prayers).
The Seder House Rules - Zaydie lays down the law on Pesach.
Angela's Kashas - Woman reveals secret recipes.
The Six Cents - Three Jews each put in their two-cents' worth.
Snow Falling on Seders - Unexpected storm disrupts Passover.
Supernova - Space scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
Dreydel Will Rock - Chanukah toy comes alive.
Sleepy Hallah - On Friday night, father fills up on bread, dozes off.
Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.
The Whole Nine Yids - Struggling shul waits for tenth.
The Green Mohel - Young man performs first circumcision
Mun on the Moon - Astronauts discover hamantaschen filling,
not green cheese, on lunar surface.
Classic Jewish Films (Anonymous)
Gonif with the Wind - A thief tries to
acquire ownership of Tara through a
The Putzman Rings Twice - A mohel murder mystery
Schnorer Rae - A freeloader tries to
get in on the union movement
Balaboosta Cockburn - John Wayne's
wife memorizes Grossinger cookbook
The Good, the Chabbad, and the
Ugly - A kosher noodle western
Moby Dreck - Captain Ahab harpoons
the wrong end of the whale
The Cincinnati Yid - Steve McQueen
uses some of his poker winnings to
start a reform congregation
Litvak Big Man - Dustin Hoffman
learns that his parents are an American
Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer - Paul Newman and Robert
Redford do some standup shtick while
they rob their victims
Bridge over the River Kvetch - The
extras complain that whistling the theme
song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips
The Creature from the Black Latke -
overdone potato pancake turns into a monster
Mamza Poppins - A talented nanny has
questions about her birth legitimacy
The Matzo Candidate - Frank Sinatra
is brainwashed into thinking it's always Passover
Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington
- Jimmy Stewart thinks he's still filming Harvey
Driedls of the Lost Ark - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games
Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore -
Neither the waitress nor the old Hebrew
school can be found
Borscht-time for Bonzo - Ronald Regan
tries to train an Ashkenazy monkey
Singing in the Ch'rain - Gene Kelly
gets horseradish on his umbrella
Laughter is good for the soul
- Laughter is good for the body so
- Laugh a Little!
We Jews have a secret weapon in our struggle
with the Arabs; we have no place to go.
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