Have You Seen These Theatrical Masterpieces? (Source Unknown)

  • Oy of the Beholder - Singles kvetch about their awful dates.
  • Girls, Interrupted - Women's section of Shul shusshed during davening (prayers).
  • The Seder House Rules - Zaydie lays down the law on Pesach.
  • Angela's Kashas - Woman reveals secret recipes.
  • The Six Cents - Three Jews each put in their two-cents' worth.
  • Snow Falling on Seders - Unexpected storm disrupts Passover.
  • Supernova - Space scientists discover powerful strain of lox.
  • Dreydel Will Rock - Chanukah toy comes alive.
  • Sleepy Hallah - On Friday night, father fills up on bread, dozes off.
  • Stuart Ladle - Mouse makes chicken soup for Shabbos.
  • The Whole Nine Yids - Struggling shul waits for tenth.
  • The Green Mohel - Young man performs first circumcision
  • Mun on the Moon - Astronauts discover hamantaschen filling, not green cheese, on lunar surface.

    Classic Jewish Films (Anonymous)

  • Gonif with the Wind - A thief tries to acquire ownership of Tara through a forged deed.
  • The Putzman Rings Twice - A mohel murder mystery
  • Schnorer Rae - A freeloader tries to get in on the union movement
  • Balaboosta Cockburn - John Wayne's wife memorizes Grossinger cookbook
  • The Good, the Chabbad, and the Ugly - A kosher noodle western
  • Moby Dreck - Captain Ahab harpoons the wrong end of the whale
  • The Cincinnati Yid - Steve McQueen uses some of his poker winnings to start a reform congregation
  • Litvak Big Man - Dustin Hoffman learns that his parents are an American Indian and a Lithuanian immigrant
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kibbitzer - Paul Newman and Robert Redford do some standup shtick while they rob their victims
  • Bridge over the River Kvetch - The extras complain that whistling the theme song dries out their mouth and hurts their lips
  • The Creature from the Black Latke - overdone potato pancake turns into a monster
  • Mamza Poppins - A talented nanny has questions about her birth legitimacy
  • The Matzo Candidate - Frank Sinatra is brainwashed into thinking it's always Passover
  • Mister Schnapps Goes to Washington - Jimmy Stewart thinks he's still filming Harvey
  • Driedls of the Lost Ark - Harrison Ford plays Chanukah games
  • Aleph Doesn't Live Here Anymore - Neither the waitress nor the old Hebrew school can be found
  • Borscht-time for Bonzo - Ronald Regan tries to train an Ashkenazy monkey
  • Singing in the Ch'rain - Gene Kelly gets horseradish on his umbrella

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