The following jokes (and attached images)
are FROM http://humor.rin.ru/index_e.html
There are several other good ones, there - plus much junk.

(((The first one, below,  is especially for LM.)))

Enjoy!

bam



True Story:
    During the United States and Russian Space Race, it was discovered that in the absence of gravity, normal pens did not function correctly. The ink would not run out of the pen.
    The United States spent millions of dollars developing a pen that would work in space.
    The Russians used pencils.


Ten ways to realize your Internet connection is a little slow
   
    Text on Web pages display as Morse Code and...
    Graphics arrive via FedEx.
    You believe a heavier string might improve your throughput
    You post a message to your favorite Newsgroup and it displays a week later.
    Your credit card expires while ordering on-line.
    Playboy web site exhibits "Playmate of the year"...for 1989.
    You`re still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "Ping Pong".
    Everyone you talk to on the `net phone` sounds like Forrest Gump.
    You receive e-mails with stamps on them.
    You click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

You Might Be a Lawyer if...
    
    you are charging someone for reading these jokes.
    you believe that a forty words` sentence is a short one.
    you have a daughter named Sue and a son named Bill.
    you can look at a contract and instantly tell whether it`s verbal or written.
    your other car is a BMW.
    when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.
    when your wife says "I love you," you cross-examine her.

Can a wife make her husband a millionaire?
    -Yes, if he`s already a billionaire.

A woman can feel happy when she has two things: a house full of furniture and a husband to move it around.

Honey, my boss told me that I`m a beauty.
    - Really? Would you now agree with me that he is a pervert?


Dear Signore Direttoer.
    
    Now I am`a - tella you story how i wa a`-treated at your hotella. I am a`-comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga Christian man at your hotella.
    When I comma in my room I see There is no shit in my bed - How can I sleep with no shit in my bed?
    So I calla down to receptione an tella: "I wanta shit." They tella me: "Go to toilet"
    I say "No No I wanta shit in my bed." They say "You`d better not sh it in your bed, you sonna wa bitch. What is sonna wa bitch?
    I go down for breakfast into restorante. I order bacon and egga and to pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast.
    I tella waitress and pointa at toast "I wanta piss"
    She tella me "Go to toilet" I say NO NO I wanta piss on my plate. She then say to me "You`d bloody well not piss on the plate, You sonna wa bitch. Second person who do not even know me calla me sonna wa bitch. Later I go for dinner in your ristor ante.
    Spoon and Knife is laid out but no fock. I tella waitress "I wanna fuck" and she tella me "Sure everyone wanta fuck"
    I tella her No No you don`t unterstand me. I wanta fuck on the table. She tella me: "So you sonna wa bitch wanta fock on the table? Get your ass out of here.
    So I go to receptione and ask for bill, I no wanta stay in this hotel any more. When I have paid the bila the portier say to me "Thank you, and peace on you"
    I say "Piss on you too, you sonna wa bitch. I go back to Italy "Inever more gonna stay your hotel no more, you sonna wa bitch.
    
    Sincerely
    Enrico Morelli
    Roma