From: 	  sorochic@stjohns.edu
	Subject: 	RE: [wusbstaff] AMA response to O's healthcare plan
	Date: 	August 31, 2009 10:56:32 PM EDT
	To: 	  wusbstaff@2600.com
	Reply-To: 	  wusbstaff@2600.com

This is great.  If I read it on air, can I say "pissed off"?  (I know I can't say "assholes".


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From:	owner-wusbstaff@2600.COM on behalf of Eva Fasolino
Sent:	Mon 8/31/2009 5:00 PM
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Subject:	[wusbstaff] AMA response to O's healthcare plan



 AMA response to O's healthcare plan

Apparently the American Medical Association has finally 
weighed in on the new healthcare reform package. 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but Dermatologists 
advised Congress not to make any rash moves. 

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling 
about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration 
had a lot of nerve. 

The Obstetricians felt the politicos were all 
laboring under a misconception. 

Ophthalmologists considered the healthcare bill shortsighted. 

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"... while 
the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up! " 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole concept was madness, 
while the Radiologists could see right through it. 

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. 

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill 
to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 
"This puts a whole new face on the matter." 

The Podiatrists thought the plan was a step forward, 
but the Urologists were *pissed* off at the whole idea. 

The Anesthesiologists thought the plan was a gas, 
yet the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the 
entire decision up to the *assholes* in Washington.





Ha! Ha! And you thought this was a serious e-mail!