Holiday attack.

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/White-House-Holiday-Attack/2010/12/24/id/380965?s=al&promo_code=B5B9-1

NORAD Tracks Santa:

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/index.html

Mass

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NJcasonBLogJ:www.latinliturgy.com/id18.htm+Latin+mass+text+words&hl=en&client=firefox-a&gl=us&strip=1

Bad movies

http://www.cbc.ca/arts/media/blogs/popculture/2010/12/bah-humbug-a-tribute-to-bad-christmas-movies.html

Anti-Xmas

http://www.stevethepro.ukf.net/xmas/

Bah, Humbug
The horrors of December in a one-party state.
By Christopher Hitchens

http://www.slate.com/id/2132806/

Jean Shepherd

http://www.slate.com/id/2239185/